Posts tagged ‘Jokes’
A Few Jokes
Why do clergymen love multiplication?
Because the Bible says go forth and multiply.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up and go to church!
Raisins are grapes that don’t know how to take care of themselves.
The Hatter and the March Hare went out for another Tea Party. Alice came along and sat down uninvited. On the table was all kinds of food. Scones, muffins, cake toast, jam, tea, but no butter. While Alice looked hungrily at the toast she felt funny. Two buttercups lay near the toast. Alice asked, “Why are there flowers at the table?”
The March Hare replied, “Because we ran out of butter, I decided to pick buttercups.
What Bible character was the son of a fish?
Boaz! Son of Salmon! Check it out yourself in Matthew 1.
Before Boaz was married, he had to carry an umbrella everywhere he went.
Why?
Because he was ruth-less!
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God Bless!
Whitle09
I Guess He Played Scrabble too Much
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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Hope the last one didn’t offend anybody.
Whitle09, Site Admin. ~God bless!
I Took Your Place (Joke)
One day, a man went to visit a church.
He arrived early, parked his car, and got out.
Another car pulled up near him, and the driver told him, “I always park there. You took my place!”
The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down.
A young lady from the church approached him and stated, “That’s my seat! You took my place!”
The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing.
After Sunday School, the visitor went into the church sanctuary and sat down.
Another member walked up to him and said, “That’s where I always sit. You took my place!”
The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, but still said nothing.
Later, as the congregation was praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor stood, and his appearance began to change.
Horrible scars became visible on his hands and on his sandaled feet.
Someone from the congregation noticed him and called out, “What happened to you?”
The visitor replied, “I took your place.”
~ Whitle09: Site Admin
-God bless! 
